It’s Only Funny When…

Spotted on hulu.com, the second of nine rotating headlines this morning.

I’d like to know how the Italians prefer serving foot in the old country.

Ritalin Killed Hobbes

Public School Memories

*ghost posted by matthew, while American Texan’s hand is recovering

From this Sunday’s Luann comic:

The memories are not fond, and their benefit is that they are short.

Wildlife Voting (D)

My mom sent me this by email:

A disturbing trend has been observed in nature, illustrated below:

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party. They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide

Schroedinger’s Accidental Fractals

It’s been busy at work of late and I’ve been moving.

I’m a bit tired and so have had some trouble finding something interesting enough to post daily, in case y’all didn’t notice.

But here’s something that tickled my fancy a little bit:

Every Family Has One…

…in my family it was me.

From ICanHasCheezburger

And some linky love:

• The Night Writer is a recent discovery and addition to my blogroll.
• Neil at 4Simpsons keeps up the quality, like always. I like his dogs.
• Animate Matters’ Wes keeps my connected to Vox Day by one order of separation, a distance I can handle.
• TikiRae from Haemet keeps me up to date with current conservative thought on the Cornell College campus.
• Ironic SurrealismII and Velvet Hammer keep hitting things, plushly.
• MomLovesBeingAtHome loves being at home. My fiancee will appreciate her.
• Jay at OldFordRoad grew up on old Ford Road, it’s who he is. Stalwart.
• Sol at SolomonHezekiah keeps us up to date on the state of education in rural UK.
• SunflowerDesert keeps me wondering where I can find that desert.

And finally, this fine adaptation of Abbot and Costello’s famous “Who’s on first?”

Hillary Under Fire

From Jay at OldFordRoad, he calls it the funniest political video this season.

I’m inclined to agree but don’t take my word for it:

Perspective

This was too funny to pass up:

There’s some slight truth to it and I think the truth in it is not wrong or a failing of Americans. But overall it’s just funny.

Line Of The Week 06/02/08

Meyers, a former Seattle police officer, said she finds it ironic that part of the reason she moved to Evergreen is because she strives for social justice. “I wanted to be in an environment that questions authority and is socially conscious and active,” she said. “I was attracted to the very thing that got me in trouble.”

Evergreen State College Divided After Riot, Seattle Times

When playing with fire, one is apt to get burned, no matter how pretty the flame.

I Believe…

…that if you can’t say anything nice about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.
~Jeff Foxworth, Blue Collar Comedy Tour

…that if you can’t say anything substantive about anyone, you must be talking about Barak Hussein Obama.
~matthew, iPandora