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The story about the retirees refusing to allow their pup Lancelot to shuffle off this mortal coil when his natural life ended by ordering Lancelot Encore (cute puppy pictures), the first one-off, made to order, cloned animal, is interesting to me more for what it says about the older couple, Ed and Nina, than what it says about technology.
Cloning is old hat. It’s been going on for some time successfully now. The news nature of this comes from the fact a person was able to pay lots of money and get a “copy” of their preferred pooch. It’s an “Imagine that” kind of thing, nothing more, from the technology side.
But the couple intrigue me.
Have you ever experienced an idyllic situation? The light is just right, the leaves in the trees, the grass under your feet, the water of the river and the touch of sand in the barbeque. We want them to continue forever. We desire to hold onto these minutes and relish the moments as they fly inexorably onward, until we’re packing the car again and driving home and back to work grind on Monday.
There is an undeniable desire to freeze frame life and contain the moments that we find are perfect. But life keeps moving and so must we.
Miss Havisham perpetually in her moth eaten wedding dress with the rotten cake would have cloned her beloved had she the change.
And so the Otto family have become the Miss Havisham of our age. Technology can fix everything, including bringing the dead back to life.
When we insist on living “as things were” we deprive ourselves of our future. When we insist on constraining our lives to some eternal “present perfect” we forego any growth, sorrow, or joy or the other parts of life which are necessary for normal human function.
Humans may wish for an eternal ideal, for that perfect time. However, we need the eternal change and constant motion through which this world functions. To hold onto things which must change, forcing them through our own force of will to remain unchanged, is to deny our own humanity and to fade from the real life which would beckon us onward.
Death is as much a part of life as life itself. Not in an Eastern Yin/Yang way, but in a Western form of closure. We begin, we pass, and we end. Everything in our life follows the same path on different time tables.
And so the Otto family have relegated themselves to the eternal past. They may continue to grow old and pass through this world, but they have achieved no nirvana or eternal blissful stasis.
Lancelot Encore will die too. None are god enough to prevent that. And Ed and Nina will together sit in their moth-eaten wedding dress beside their rotten wedding cake, watching out the window with hope that Lancelot will once again run through their lives.
It’s not happiness, it’s Havisham.
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In my wandering to and fro about the earth, I have stumbled upon some amusing articles today and feel compelled to show them to all those that prefer to get their news from a no spin zone, not a political quagmire.
First . . . YaY Obama!!!President Obama today criticized the bonuses of financial institutions. I do agree that, unless you earn it, you shouldn’t get it. In fact, most bonuses remind me of the association meeting I attended recently where the voters approved the officers Christmas bonuses in February . . . 11 months before the officers would receive them. I would have allocated all the money elsewhere and then given bonuses if the officers saved us money . . . just a though.
Pelosi needs to attend Politicians Anonymous. Apparently, she can’t remember that she is partisan. In fact, one of the most partisan political leaders today.
Finally, you can no longer be assaulted in New York.It is totally impossible because Bloomberg is trying to get rid of it in New York City. Or as a citizen said . . .
“I don’t think they should do that,” a woman in Manhattan named “Nora” told CBS 2 HD. “Because I like salt in my food.”
When the most powerful man in the world says something, anything, it carries a significantly greater weight than if Joe Schmoe on the corner says even exactly the same thing.
An account executive or a cable repair man can joke about their kids schools closing when a little ice accumulates and it’s just that, a joke.
The President of the United States makes a joke about the weak populents of Washington DC relative to the hardy Chicago stock, and it means something far greater.
You can imagine the calls that went out when the heads of the exclusive private school the Obama girls attend heard our President’s words:
“My children’s school was canceled today, because of what? Some ice. As my children pointed out, in Chicago school is never canceled.”
That’s the way to win friends and influence people, for sure.
I’m sure there was no malice aforethought in the Presidents jab, but even the lightest of touches from the big stick of the President of the United States of America will floor many, many people.
I’m afraid what will occur when he makes an off-hand comment regarding a foreign country or head of state.
Besides, Chicagoans herd their kids off to school every day regardless of the weather to give the kids plausible deniability when the parents are hauled into court on racketeering and corruption charges.