10 Qualities To Look For In A Wife

John Shore put down an excellent list that bears reading in it’s entirety.

Highlights include:

2. So wise she makes Confucius look like Goober Pyle.
Upside:
Your own private oracle!
Downside: Wise people are extremely good at anticipating the outcome of things that slightly less wise people do. Not entirely gratifying.

3. So perfectly matches your idea of heart-stoppingly gorgeous that just looking at her wipes every thought out of your head.
Upside: Constant aesthetic revelation.
Downside: It’s rude to stare.

8. Shares your spiritual values.
Upside:
The regular achieving of deep and mutual spiritual experience simultaneously realized.
Downside: None.

And yes, I readily admit to being twitterpated.

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