10 Qualities To Look For In A Wife
John Shore put down an excellent list that bears reading in it’s entirety.
Highlights include:
2. So wise she makes Confucius look like Goober Pyle.
Upside: Your own private oracle!
Downside: Wise people are extremely good at anticipating the outcome of things that slightly less wise people do. Not entirely gratifying.3. So perfectly matches your idea of heart-stoppingly gorgeous that just looking at her wipes every thought out of your head.
Upside: Constant aesthetic revelation.
Downside: It’s rude to stare.8. Shares your spiritual values.
Upside: The regular achieving of deep and mutual spiritual experience simultaneously realized.
Downside: None.
And yes, I readily admit to being twitterpated.
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Relationship | matthew November 13, 2007
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By Josh Boldman, November 13, 2007 @ 4:54pm
Couldn’t agree more. Being twitterpated is nice, isn’t it?
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By matthew, November 13, 2007 @ 5:29pm
Welcome to I Pandora, Josh.
Yes, being twitterpated is glorious.