Presidential candidate Barak Obama startled some and confirmed the hopes and dreams of others when he claimed recently to be the lesser known fourth member of the Triune God-head.
In a statement commemorating the second anniversary of the Hurricane Katrina, Barak claimed what could only be God-like powers in his bold words “Never again.”
It is unclear whether he meant that never again would a Hurricane strike New Orleans or that never again would the Federal Government be so laxidaisical in its sending of enormous amounts of money wherever someone experienced the slightest difficulty. Either task is more than the average sub-deity-level human or any number of the same.
Government does not know efficiency. I’m sure Mr. Obama would create a whole new bureaucracy dedicated just to sending money to New Orleans, that would fix the problem.
My one question for
god Barak is: what about Biloxi, MS?