The secret to winning an argument with a liberal is to keep in mind that they feel rather than think. With a little practice, and the ability to keep a straight face, this flaw is easy to manipulate to your debate advantage.

For instance, if the liberal whines about the poor endangered tufted tit mouse, you bring up the poor farmer, who is going out of business due to the efforts to protect said mouse, and his crippled wife, and their 8 children, 4 of whom have special needs. If the need for busing comes up, ask why it’s needed, and you can be almost assured that the answer will be to promote diversity. The answer to this is to go into a rage about the destruction of the proud African-American culture by drowning it in a sea of bland whiteness.

Unfortunately, this doesn’t work on the elitist liberals, you know, the rich ones, since they have been coached to never give only one thought in a single sentence. Thus, if you mention busing, they will ignore you and go on to talk about the tufted mouse. With this type, the best tactic is to keep mentioning President Reagan until they fall to the ground in a convulsing, foaming at the mouth, fit.

the Grit